is it jus me or is any1 els tired of them blond jokes? now im not blond so ther not offensiv 2 me, and they wer even funny at first but now evry tym i hear another blond joke its like, yes, ok, i get it, blonds r thick...i mean my god, how many "artistically" different ways can u say the same thing?!
another 1 which im startn to find a wee bit offensive is "typical woman driver."
now dnt get me wrong, i'm quite a chilled out sorta person so ill usually not say anythin, i myt even laff along. but wen its the 53rd time u've herd it that week, somthings gotta giv...my cousin happend 2 say it that 53rd time, so i thort ok, he seems rather convinced, perhaps i shud lightly challenge him, i cnt rember wot i sed but i didnt quote any numbers (bcoz i dnt carry those vital statistics in my head) and we had a lil discussion and as it turns out, its actually not as simple as "no woman can drive, all men can" there's a few hidden clauses in there, its really, "no woman can drive, all men can... (now this is the good part) EXCEPT white van drivers, bus drivers, any heavy goods vehicle drivers, taxi drivers, sports car drivers, young men, old men, freshies..." and i'm guessin ginger guys are probly excused as well? or perhaps men wearin the colour blue???
So in conclusion, the only people that can actually drive is a very elite group of middle aged men who: are not too old nor too young, who don't drive taxis, buses, sports cars or any HGV and who live in designated countries. well i was so glad i got that cleared up, finally! an explanation for the 50 car pile up i see every 200yards i walk down.
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What you have written just makes yourself look really stupid, you can't even spell. If anything men should be making jokes at you, and your non-existant ability to spell.
Seriously, I'm fifteen and can already spell better than you. It was annoying to read, and it really had no point. I was looking for jokes about women because they are funny and this crap came up. It was just like.... WTF GET OFF MY SCREEN! Seeing as you already wasting my time by me reading it, I decided to comment back and waste more of my time, because I really don't care. But I'd delete it if I was you. It's just embarressing, you look pathetic.
KTHNX, BYE
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